My Pledge
Being of sound mind within a body fat
I solemnly declare
to avoid the following foods, I swear:
Butter, gravy, and all sauces;
sugar in any form won't be my bosses;
apple pie topped with ice cream--
from now on
I'm aiming toward lean;
Chips and munchies
and words like, "more--"
will be obliterated
from my kitchen store;
chocolate cookies,
including the batter,
is only going to make me fatter!
Health will be my final diet:
(I'll chew my carrots
and break the quiet;)
I can get through
Monday just you wait and see;
Nutritionally
there's going to be
a brand new me!
Written by
Connie Nelson Ahlberg
Too Long Ago!